It doesn’t have to be the weekend before you can sit at home and stream a movie. In case of Netflixgiant of online services, the catalog is vast, not only by genre, but also by country of origin.
But if there’s one thing that annoys us all equally, it’s starting to watch a movie and discovering it’s not what we expected. That doesn’t meet our expectations. what is a bodrium. And we wonder why we waste time.
Well, to avoid those mishaps, here are ten Netflix movies you mustn’t watch. Of course, we choose titles that may seem attractive in themselves – especially for their actors – and quite recent. Even if there are some who are short on time.
There is no order, from bad to disaster or worse. They appear in memory order…
Eurovision song contest
Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams are the Icelandic (?) duo competing in the title contest in this unfunny gag film. How they make it to the finals is definitely thanks to (other people’s) tragedy, and whether or not they win, well, we won’t spoil them in case there’s a masochistic read and decides to watch it.
The truth is, as if the Martín Fierros were producing a film to talk about them, behind Eurovision Song Contest: the story of the fire saga there is the European Broadcasting Union, which is the producer of the annual Festival.
Unforgivable
With Sandra Bullock, it’s almost like her title… the actress of Full speed Y Severity returned to Netflix after Bird box. His character is released from prison after 20 years, for the murder of a policeman. Not a bad start, but…
He was jailed for 20 years, half his life (well, that of the character) for the death of a sheriff. And he leaves prison on probation, with a series of conditions: no drugs, no interactions with ex-convicts, “no closeness to relatives”.
The good thing about streaming movies is that you can freeze frame and notice the exact minute the movie itself goes mambo.
In Unforgivable is, seconds up, seconds down, when it takes an hour 28 minutes 38 seconds.
mystery on board
Nick Spitz (Adam Sandler) is an NYPD officer, who is finally taking his wife Audrey (Jennifer Aniston) on a long promised trip to Europe. During the flight, they meet a mysterious man (Luke Evans), who invites them to an intimate rendezvous on the yacht of an elderly billionaire.
But when the rich man is murdered, they become prime suspects. A silly, meaningless film, completely devoid of laughter. Wasting a talented cast and all our time. By Kyle Newacheck (who?).
Paternity
This comedy-drama, starring Kevin Hart, doesn’t elicit laughs, laughs or smiles, but it also doesn’t elicit tears. But is it comedy? Is it a drama? what are horns Paternity?
Hart, a comedian born more than a comedian, and who has several good stand-up comedy acts on the platform, loses his wife as soon as the film begins, when their daughter is born. He recognizes himself as useless and discovers that it will be a disaster to raise her. Paul Reiser and Alfre Woodard also star or cross the screen. He directed Paul Weitz, yes the one from A great boy, with Hugh Grant.
the reversal
There are those who love Melissa McCarthy and those who consider her an average comedian. Not so much and not so little, here is the actress who has been nominated for an Oscar twice, for Women at War Y Could you forgive me? deals with a family loss with her husband, who is in a mental hospital.
So there won’t be much laughter. A year has passed since the disappearance of Kate, her little daughter, and the metaphor of the film – I summarize it so as not to waste time – has to do with the little bird in the title, which arrives to help her overcome the trance.
Who knows why, but McCarthy – and even Kevin Kline, who has a piece of paper – almost always has a humorous outlet for the more out of place comments.
interceptor
It’s a movie about popcorn, but made with wet corn, tasteless sugar, expired butter, and used oil. Even Chris Hemsworth, who produces it, makes a cameo in the film where his wife, Elsa Pataky from Madrid (Elena in the saga Fast & Furious), you have to save the United States from a Russian attack.
Captain JJ Collins (Elsa Pataky) gets to anti-missile base SBX-1 the right way, right? before she discovers that someone has been stealing missiles in Russia.
The paperless script is followed by the fact that the antagonist is none other than a terrorist son of the US ambassador to the United Nations.
I have interceptor post credit scene? Yes. Is it worth waiting for the credits to roll to see it? And no.
Greetings
We’ve already said it: it’s like seeing one of the last century’s Francellas. It’s a comedy that almost ended up as a catastrophe, but if it hasn’t become a cinematic catastrophe, it’s because of Francella’s charisma.
But when Greetings, the new association of Guillermo Francella, with the director Marcos Carnevale, that of Elsa & Fred, is it starting to leak? Because the Netflix production has brought together talented people on both sides of the camera – Pompeyo Audivert stars, Nicolás Giacobone is one of the screenwriters who won the Oscar for the script of Birdman – and the result is what it is ?
Film anchored to the customs of Argentine cinema of 40 years ago, in it Francella is a narcissistic meteorologist who, in the debut of his first television program, the fifia. And her life is leaking. Like the movie.
Two against the ice
Let’s see: an actor game of Thrones is one of Peaky Blinders they fight to survive. They are Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Joe Cole, the members of the expedition who did not fare well in Greenland a century ago. Not even the viewer.
The goal of the expedition was to verify that what the Americans said – presumably there was a canal, the Peary, which divided Greenland, which is why the Americans claimed that region as their own – did not exist. But do they end up on their own and will someone save them? Hey?
Predictable and also tasteless like water.
The luckiest girl in the world
There will be those who see the gang rape suffered by Ani FaNelli (Mila Kunis) as essential. Others will first be trapped by the love story between her, now an adult, and her boyfriend. Or when she discovers that there was a school shooting by students with guns, choose that subplot.
England’s Mike Barker, who directed 12 episodes of The Handmaid’s Tale, is at the helm of this suspenseful, #MeToo-time drama.
It all comes back. Well, the result does not always give more, but sometimes it is less.
The woman at the window
It’s a film that owes a lot to Hitchcock, but it doesn’t pay him back. Six-time Academy Award nominee Amy Adams sees, or thinks she sees, a murder across the street.
Joe Wright’s film (pride and Prejudice, the darkest hours) has a lot in common with rear window, except this one is very weak. Anna suffers from agoraphobia, so she can’t leave her apartment, and when she sees or thinks she sees that a murder has been committed in her house across the street, she can only call the police.
And since Anna mixes and lowers anxiolytics with bottles of good red wine, nobody believes her.
Another wasteful cast – Gary Oldman, Julianne Moore, Anthony Mackie – and time. Well, there are moments that make me laugh.
Source: Clarin
