Five good reasons to hate the trap

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For those who love ephemeris: a day like today, but in 1991 there was no trap.

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Stop agreeing to the trap. Done, turn the page. Plus, she’s very, very hip and nobody knows if she really has anything to offer. We have come to wonder if the phenomenon is not an unexpected effect of the pandemic: increased anguish, anxiety, depression, post-traumatic stress symptoms. Trap.

What a great weekend / I sleep with your sisterEasy rhyme is a one way street and means the trap will never sow doubt. However, it is notable for having been the only artistic genre that has not been achieved by political correctness. much. For some, trap is the new rock. For others, it seems less like music than a generational fad.

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Cazzu, when it filled the Luna Park, in September 2022. Photo Martín Bonetto

Cazzu, when it filled the Luna Park, in September 2022. Photo Martín Bonetto

When you talk about trap, do you also say “song”? Will there be a trapper who can play guitar? In the meantime, let’s read it shit “He’s mopping all the ragmen.”

In short, all genres try to explain the meaning of the word “love”, but the trap is interested in the semantics of the brand “Gucci”.

The trapper wants to be like the rapper. There’s a grudge there, so it’s only natural that they always seem a little angry. It is not for nothing that the seedbed of the trap was the “cockfights”, that cacophonous din that makes one lose the cry of the knife grinder.

Differences between rap and trap? The guy who raps inevitably has a mansion. The rag man, on the other hand, always tells you that he wants to have a mansion. This is basically the difference. Which makes trap a subgenre.

Do you want to become a rapper? Well, show credentials first: high-end car, Afghan hound. Since the ragpicker is getting goods above the PlayStation, only then can he aspire to remove the pejorative letter “t”.

Gucci Gang Remix (Lil Pump x Bad Bunny x J Balvin x Ozuna)

Bad Bunny, when he performed at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California.  Reuters photo

Bad Bunny, when he performed at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California. Reuters photo

Bad bunny It’s music for men asking permission to be unfaithful. Song or noise suitable for soundtracking a bank in newscasts. If you are one of those who follow the Cemento trap, Gucci Gang would be equivalent to a pride (In the name of love) by U2.

The ode to brands began in sex and the city, had a sequel with the mineral water boom and went into the trap. Instead of having a potato in his mouth, Bad Bunny sings like he deserves the lump of Gallardo Doll statue.

Gucci is such a weakness. One of the most mentioned brands. “It’s all Gucci”, is like saying “everything is fine”. In Bad Bunny’s case, it might as well be the sponsor of half of his verses. There is a trap called Ta’To Gucci.

In Spanish, “Gucci Gang” would sound something like this: “Gucci Gang/Gucci Gang/Gucci Gang/My bitch love cocaine, ooh (Ooh)/I fuck a bitch, forgot her name (Brr, yuh).

He Washington Post is exhaustively dedicated to the subject: the Fendi brand leads in the letters of the genre, followed by Gucci, Versace, Givenchy, Prada, Adidas, Dior, Nike, Louis Vuitton and Balenciaga.

hypnotized (rushing)

China Suárez and Rusherking have split after almost a year of relationship.  instagram

China Suárez and Rusherking have split after almost a year of relationship. instagram

As monotonous as a farmhouse, as well as a hamburger name, Rusherking seems to owe its success to an atypical marketing campaign. They say that the record company could not find a suitable broadcast theme and decided to hire China Suárez as his girlfriend until the guy could make an amusement park.

We discovered Rusherking during the night. We know his voice from Teletubbi. The song he recorded with the most beautiful woman in Argentina was the opposite of Love after love. It is also long compared to the sentimental relationship.

you listen hypnotized and it works as a meme. “Our love never goes out of style.” Of pasteurized yogurt.

(Don’t touch my Naik) Nicki Nicole

Nicki Nicole.  press photo

Nicki Nicole. press photo

Nicki Nicole It’s like being called Matías Martin. Alpha’s favorite song, that of Big Brother. Santi Maratea would say: “Apply for advertising causes”. Much listened to by women who spend ages on dating apps and say “let it flow”.

In the environment, their effort to eat the “ses” is appreciated. She’s beautiful in a small package, barely taller than Perrito Barrios, hers is also a theme of empowerment. “No is no,” she clarifies in her song about her. “Don’t touch my Naik/No, don’t touch my Naik/Don’t touch my Naik…”

If Andrés Calamaro had a hit with the gamulán in the 80s, it is normal for a girl who dreams of upward social mobility to sing to her expensive sneakers.

Tinty Nasty (The Ghent)

Ghent became popular overnight.

Ghent became popular overnight.

Authentic popularity product based on likes, Ghent It owes its fame to this and to Cristina Kirchner, who mentions it in a speech. Opposite him, Mona Jiménez is Barenboim. The her characteristic of her is to make the same theme that would change its name.

You ask him the time and he replies “Pororo”. You tell him where he was born and he says “reed”. His lyrics sound like they were written at gunpoint and are less subtle than Shakira’s: “I need goods for that ass / Bitch, let’s go to the prom and make the Pepes shine.”

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