End of electronic shepherds: reality shows about jewelry appreciators flood the night

Selling jewelry is salvation. One pearl necklace can be equivalent to 45 Coto floats. At first glance, jewelers are more reliable than electronic shepherds. Watching gemstone appraisal shows is also a matter of faith. Level performance from Norma Aleandro. Film music by Lando Buzzanca and fainting when the milf on duty picks up the phone and says: “Can you prepare me four million, please?”

Suddenly you find yourself watching jewelry appraiser shows. That’s the way it is and you have no one to talk to about it. You feel a mixture of guilt and shame. Plus it’s Friday night and you’re on vacation. Pathetic. Zapping and five! tracked programs. Jumping to conclusions, ever since Leiva jewelry This is all (all) of Mirtha Legrand.

Knowing watches and diamonds denotes an unexpected state issue: at a certain time, a sort of national thematic channel invades night-time television. Monopoly makes shipping exciting. You realize the addiction when you find out you’re looking for digital Texas Instruments from the 1980s. How much will it be worth? Will it be worth more or less than a gold-plated piece?

We Argentinians have discovered what it’s like to stay up late thanks to Carla Conte’s meaty attributes in Call the TV, emblematic program of the marginal hours. She and her otaku-faced partner, whose name we don’t remember at the moment, are already playing on the phone until dawn.

Evaluation programs have their own Carla Contes. Exuberant women who, in principle, suggest that jewelers are very nocturnal people.

Simultaneous programs

Programs that run simultaneously and attack in groups. We are not in a position to know if one is better than the other. Their names sound similar to “Value Your Jewel” or “Your Sister’s Jewel.” The truth is that they reproduce. Should we have the Media Law to thank for this? If there are many it means that selling grandmother’s jewels, more than a mission, is a commitment to humanism, brotherhood and love between people.

We saw Claudia’s “Your Sister’s Jewel” and we’re not the only ones. People comment on social networks: “A woman’s dream”. “She dazzled me!!!” “Beautiful…” “I fell in love with jewelry appraisers because of her.”

Programs that serve to move the family tree until at least one damned jewel falls and Claudia asks for four million. You imagine yourself as a customer leaving a shop in Corrientes and Pueyrredón with all this. Zapping adds nothing. All programs seem to have the same scenario, the same clients.

The method is identical and now let’s see how the hostess offers an additional service: “Do you need security personnel?” The jewelers, it seems, work with pathos that, if necessary, will accompany you to stop 68. Here, all that glitters is gold.

Incredible hits and a brunette in a zip-up dress uses a magnifying glass to check a certain precious stone embedded in a bracelet. While she looks at the jewel with the Soviet face, she asks the interested party what she intends to use the money for. At this point you invariably talk about: 1) postponed trip, 2) son/daughter wedding, 3) fixing the roof.

In the staging the person concerned must appear with the face of a wretched person or one who has fallen from his bed. This is where the employee will speak in millions of pesos, calculating with a stock calculator. Jewelery shops are a generous love: you bring a cobblestone and they take it like an ingot of cement dust from the 15th century.

The ranking of the most beloved fans of television already exists: Fran, Yani, Bachi, Yami, Maru, Clau. The emotion of Surprise and 1/2 brought to a less traditional format. We have seen, among other celebrities, Charlotte Caniggia and Pachu Peña make money. Celebrities are also affected.

We learned a lot: the production process through which the piece arrived is important, without neglecting the design of the materials. Knowing if it comes from well-known goldsmiths significantly increases the price. The weight and percentage of purity of the object can make you regain the will to live. The same goes if the time comes to sell a Rolex, a Cartier or a Patek Philippe.

What do you have to study to become a jewelry appraiser? How much will a jewelry appraiser earn? Yes, yes, of course, there are already people who want a diploma of Gemmology student or something like that. Let’s see: the jewelry appraiser is a professional who needs training. For example, you should know the different manufacturing techniques that have been used over time.

Being a jeweler, then, from one moment to the next you can be on television and being on television, as we know, is being able to live on exchanges. In short, a new species threatens the hegemony of chefs. In the end!