Great love songs that we hate with all our soul

From love to hate, as we know, there is only one step. It’s strange, but when we talk about emotions we usually refer to the heart and the other organs are neglected. Except Alejandro Lerner, who dedicated an ode to his asthmatic lungs, It would be difficult to hear “Take my life away from me in one fell swoop, I’ve already given you my guts.”“What would Estela Raval say?

We should learn from Nirvana: Kurt Cobain was a little more direct and knew how to dedicate verses to Courtney Love’s vagina. Or learn from Romeo Santos, who while peeing had the happy inspiration to dedicate a song to his penis, a song he does with Julio Iglesias, probably the person who has used it the most.

Here we leave you, with topics and everything, a playlist called: “Great love songs that we hate with all our soul”. The order of the factors does not alter the sweetness of the product.

My heart will go on (Céline Dion)

A topic that will always be about a sinking ship. There are boring singers and then there is Céline Dion.

Poor Disney style, the entry refers to the scene of Titanic where she (Kate Winslet) is left clinging to the driftwood and he (Leonardo DiCaprio) drowns for love… They met 3 days ago!! Widely used in TED Talks and supermarket lines.

Luckily, there is less and less time left before we have to explain why we wanted to listen to Céline Dion.

We are engaged (Luis Miguel)

We should accuse her of rampant obsolescence.

It seems to be written by a member of a religious congregation who just needs to say “Hallelujah” – even though it is signed by Armando Manzanero. In one part it is written: “We are engaged, we maintain a clean and pure affection”. A theme that makes what could be sexy deplorable.

Today it is part of the repertoire of one of Luis Miguel’s doubles. At one point he asks “what color are the cherry trees”. Either it is a problem of abstraction or it is the beginning of Alzheimer’s.

Wonderful Tonight (Eric Clapton)

Since Eric Clapton ran out of LSD and he lost confidence in himself.

Furthermore, JAF had the criminal idea of ​​making its version in Spanish. “We go to the party and everyone turns to see this beautiful lady walking next to me.” It seems like a compliment dedicated to Mirtha Legrand.

The lyrics are extremely unimaginative, but fulfill the mission of making critics write: “A sensitive genius.”

I just called to tell you I love you (Stevie Wonder)

Sung with a meme face that inspired “empathy”. Even Ned Flanders looks like a fool in front of the good guy. Stevie wonders.

Above it has words that unfortunately we all understand. “I just called you to tell you I love you.”

You explain to a millennial, “Conversing on a landline was fun in the 80s.”

I still love you (Scorpios)

Another love story where they recognize that everything is over but they want to try again. Ideal for getting out of the cloying closet. At the height of Only you matterFrom Frank de vita.

Also from Aspen, the song lasts exactly six minutes and 21 seconds. When it ends you have overcome the sadness. It is part of the top five of the playlist “I was about to take a cap, but I remembered that Inter Miami is playing”.

As unbearable as any “power ballad” from a similar heavy metal band Scorpions.

Penelope (Joan Manuel Serrat)

We were always young to listen to Serrat. There is no more retro.

Those who hate the song say it’s a poor adaptation of the mythological character Penelope The odyssey. Pathetic is the place of the woman who waits eternally for a man who returns much later than expected and finds herself responsible for the disagreement for not recognizing him.

When you thought it was forgotten as a scandal Yanina Latorre, the blessed of Diego Torres appeared with a new and soporific version.

You are beautiful (James Blunt)

What day did we stop listening James Blunt?

When the a fantastic shot has been modified, until The psychological effects of the shot have been studied which was broadcast on all radios in all countries of the world. It would be broadcast 122 times in one day. Absurdity produces more followers and You are beautiful reached a degree of dementia and alienation not seen since “Give Joy to Your Body Macarena”.

And all to tell your girlfriend that she is very, very, very pretty.

Living without air (Manna)

From the same Pandora’s box where he lives countryside morning.

That fine line between listening to Maná and Manal. The Beatles used the word “love” 613 times in their songs. It turns out that all we need is love and Maná understood this: they used that word 468 times in their songs.

Some time ago the Mexican group announced that it wanted to reduce its use by 80%.

Dancing together (Sergio Dalma)

“dance together It was a classic; I do not know if Slowly “He will be remembered in 20 years,” he told us himself. Sergio Dalma.

For many it is a song about making love vertically. A big asshole, Sergio Dalma: take the Madrid metro, have a beer in the bars around there… Presume that he was one of those musicians who had things thrown at them when he performed.

Did you hear Bailar stuck to a reggae beat?

Every Breath You Take (The Police)

Topic worthy of a perimeter. “Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I will watch you.”

At first glance it seems like a romantic song, but not even that Sting He even described it as “evil.”

A success from Police which has nothing to envy of the machismo of reggaetón. The chorus says “I’ll keep an eye on you.” The guardian is good.