You thought you saw and heard everything. You say: what will they do to us who were there when Batato Barea premiered boobs at Paracultural. That we suck a burp from Pappo to the face. That we saved Charly. That we saw Fat Casero at Majul’s …

And suddenly it’s this skinny, we don’t know who he is or what his name is, but It fills theaters like turkey (now he Metropolitan Surah), one of them cecilia cewho is not an actor or comedian or stand-up singer, but a sexologist that is the bank alone and his soul in front of an audience that could be a giant office with a fan club that even Wos.

The licensed Ce It has an important nutrient name and a show called Beer and Sex Night -I owe you the beer thing-, a show sold “interactive” to share experiences, “demolish myths” and promote the use of sexuality “whole, consensual and safe”.

Once upon a time Alessandra Rampolla

What will be the difference between him and ramp? We ask ourselves before the show starts and while a screen sends out ads about the new book “lic.” using the hashtag link.

In jogging, with an urban music look, Cecilia Ce started by promising to teach how to make men truly happy. in a function which can sometimes be similar to the revelation to Felipe Pigna, the lawyer talks about the “founders” in the role as if having an orgasm of Black Vernaci: “marangya”, “cajeta”, “guasca”“. Same way of saying things by name (inclusive).

Beer and Sex Night is a Pizza, beer, faso Mainly directed at an immense feminine and heretosexual tribune, with the protagonist pointing, finally, at the secrets to put a finger “there” on the deconstructed male. Seems like Rampolla wants to bardear. “The G point the prostate is masculine. Yes, the highest human pleasure is found in the ass“.

Shortly afterwards, a National Comprehensive Sexual Education Program was completely skipped, the theme will be “squirt” (Type of liquid, transparent and odorless missile that some women can fire during sexual arousal, a practice popularized by lawyers as “Nesquik”).

no one was saved

In case it’s not entirely clear: Enrique Pinti in front of this woman was Padre Lombardero.

In the same line, but less wrong and dirty than live, Cecilia Ce just presented at the Book Fair Linking: skills for good s3xoa volume that went out of a pandemic — he said — because of the need to “touch another, and touch ourselves”.

We read aloud: “Now sex is no longer the end of the relationship loving. Sex is the starting point for bonds with a loving purpose, whether romantic or not. That intercourse has become an end in itself does not mean that the other person is worthless. bind it seeks to restore to me the importance and the place occupied by others, and to restore the feeling of these encounters ”.

“The enemies of pleasure These are hyper-demand, frustration, excessive control, constant self-criticism, insecurity, negative emotions and stress ”.

crowd management

Cecilia has her sense of humor, her great handling of masses, pauses and contemplation. “Dialogue about sexuality is not installed, sexuality was not discussedOr, “pornography is a completely distorted image of reality.” Or, “in technologies there is a physical disconnection huge “.

In the background, during the show – from start to finish – you can hear music on the radio AM. Nude scenario that corresponds to a language, say, “plain”. Public lights give the idea of ​​communication. People who think, people who ask. Sinapang sala.

This is a strange and also uncomfortable to watch. Everything is OK with the geography of the owner, but Lic. and her fed tongue goes from the clitoris to the addictive details of the unparalleled pleasure we men experience through a finger in the anus (Is it the index finger or the ring finger?). The theme will develop, patiently, for an annoying 20, 25 minutes, into a show of nearly forty hours.

You are there and you feel it a virgo of thoseas he raises his finger with the authority of res judicata, addressing the secret pretense of an unbearable conspiracy for us, some perfect autodidact who has not yet passed page 2 of the Kamasutra.

squirt. One breath. Finally change gender! More than one will believe that it is a apps and not from the magical “magic jet” containing urine finely dissolved in other liquids. You don’t know what he’s talking about, but the audience is whole. The squirt -it seems- is a hit of current sexuality.

Later, with his Negra Vernaci on top, the graduate recommends running in his face when the man is about to finish: the man’s ejaculation — he tells us — comes out. “at 50 kilometers per hour.”

Draw your attention small stick sa for not that makes large fantasies (broad, long) and the lowering of the ninth line in the use of prophylactics. Even in her case, the message about the importance of open consent in sexual relationships remains too formal.

“At the time of link to uswe will base ourselves on the following values: move forward only when and as long as others want and allow me … ”

Watching Cecilia and the public majority less than 35 filling the theater to learn (more) about the subject always taboo, we leave whistling softly, thinking that the youth of yesterday were formed in slow and painful exertion, like an orphan, falling, exhausting for the chest. of Coca Sarli, no source, no information, no tutorial, no graduate Cecilia Ce …

Nothing, just so you know we did our best (the emoji is hand in hand).

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