Chicho Garufa at the opening of the World Cup: the idea stolen from Lapegüe in Qatar and the “AntiMufa chair”

The opening party was spectacular. Even better than the Technopolis one, but there were no puppets this time. Fernández wasn’t even there, for example. While several artists refused to participate due to the human rights issue, FIFA should have made it clear to the sheik that FIFA does not come from “fifar”, but that it is just a horrible coincidence. The presenter was Morgan Freeman, but here it shouldn’t be said that he is an African American, but that he is an African American, for this thing of being politically correct and socially salami. If there’s nothing wrong with being black, why can’t you say “black” to a black person? It’s worse to say Polish to someone called Goyeneche, which is confusing; so much so that Goyeneche himself discovered when he grew up that he sang tangos. Until the age of 35, the Pole believed that he sang mazurkas and polonaises.

During the ceremony, the people applauded wildly because the Qataris demonstrated that they wanted to do it, that they knew how to do it and that they also knew how to take revenge on those who didn’t applaud. There were so many lights that many didn’t know where to look, except those of us Argentines who watched the evolution of the “dollar-Qatar” on our cellphones. The light show reminded me a lot of the “on and off” that Sergio Lapegüe did on the news, but on a monstrous level. For me they pushed the idea. Lots of string and little creativity.

Here they are very strict with displays of affection. I was fined for sharing a hot dog with another correspondent. They consider it symbolic sex. At first it seemed over the top, but now that I think about it, the envoy was quite strong. The first time I saw so many things go back and forth, I thought the whole stadium was shorted, and my first impulse was to call Edesur, where they blamed me, especially because of the time difference. People were possessed, to such an extent that some couples even shook hands.

The ban on the sale of beer just two days before the opening is about to bring tailspin. There is already a queue where they sell it clandestinely, for example. As for the preparations for the first match in Argentina, everyone has already started in many houses.

My buddy Lefty is stringing himself up with his invention of the Anti-Muff chair, which are called “Muf-Out”, because it plans to expand into the North American market. His idea is that mufa is a disability like any other and those who suffer from it need to be integrated. The AntiMufa chair is equipped with a rear-view mirror bolted to the armrest which allows the mufoso to see the match in a mirror; that is, with his back to the television and with the image upside down, which would neutralize the mockery. Lefty is a seeker. They’ve already commissioned one from the presidency. Previously, he was a stripper in places for elderly ladies, but he preferred to call himself “Jovatólogo” which, according to him, is a medicinal specialty like any other. Maybe he’s right after all. On the other hand, he fears that the public will rush to freeze croissants for breakfast on Tuesday and a bottleneck will occur. The dozen was already at $1,100 buyer/$1,700 seller. However, the Crescent Chamber ensures that there are no speculations.

The Ministry of Productive Activities would prohibit the sale of more than 12 per family group, after entering the data in the “Mi Argentina” App, and paying by QR code. Drug gangs allegedly entered the croissants from Paraguay; Yes, in cash and in euros. Final note: miga sandwiches are not known here. I mean, this is very advanced, but that’s about it.