Here I am, in Doha, finishing this event. Today, for example, I have to polish the hotel silverware to lower the cost of living. I have already polished five lamps and asked a beautiful maid from Tucuman for help. Curiously, no genie came out of the lamps, but a terrible bad genie came out of the maid. I also asked him for three wishes, but none of them were granted.
Chileans are starting to accept that they won’t participate in this World Cup; They no longer pretend to participate, but are satisfied with a 15% discount on popcorn. There are no choripans here due to Muslim customs of not eating nothing in the shape of a pig or a penis, in that order.
I have seen many women wearing the burqa, but to appear liberal here they tell us so they are just chin straps with the hem down to the ankle.
Support for the LGBTQ+ collective is spreading. Germans were not allowed to wear the rainbow badge and Teutons were photographed with their mouths covered, as a sign of censorship, but “sheik of all sheiks” He didn’t like it and passed it on to Infantino who is now like in Cirque de Soleil; I mean, with 14 balls in the air and not knowing how to get out of the tent.
It’s amazing how a country can spend $220,000 million on self-promotion and so on no one warns them that they are playing a role right in front of anyone who pretends to look good. It is clear that the tree does not let them see the forest… and there is no forest above.
The motto of this place should be: “Great progress in the service of great delays”.
After this socio-political moment, I must say that Germany’s defeat against Japan has filled our team with a healthy and incipient self-esteem, since “Evil of many, consolation of fools”, which is how they felt after the Saudis danced a chacarera for us. The humiliation was so great that after the match ours They would shower in groups of five in case any Arabs came in and stole their shampoo for a counterattack. Furthermore, it turns out that Switzerland beat Cameroon with a goal by the Swiss/Cameroonian, nicknamed Emboló, who curiously encourages his compatriots a lot. Furthermore, after the great Spanish 7-0 victory, many Argentines with dual nationality went out of their way to see if our Spanish passport was up to date and thus have the joy of a “7-0” almost ours.
What worries me the most about Mexico is that its jersey is also green, and My fear is that the escalonetos think they are still playing against Saudi Arabia. For me the green worked as a camouflage and in the thick grass our people couldn’t see the Saudis. LET’S GO THERE, IT’S POSSIBLE!!!
Source: Clarin
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