Messi and the serious mistake of calling Weghorst “Bobo”: as a good Argentinian he should have used “stronzo”

Memes, t-shirts, graffiti and popular voice of the last few hours. The phrase “Fool… go there… fool” has caught on like a tribble in the conversations of Argentines. Failed sentence, for the sake of the writer, supported by unquestionable sources.

A thousand and one times TV showed pictures of Lionel Messi interrupting an interview to respond to the provocation of the Dutch giant in the changing room area, once the penalties had decided the fate of Holland and Argentina. Let’s stay in the sentence. Not in the gesture. Anyone who has played one of those hot dips can tell Leo was about to go looking for him to hit him. There were no equivalences, of course. But Leo’s ferocious gesture denounces its origin as a pasture, bright in the rain, in the mud, with Coca and played until the sun turned into night. Pure rosarigasino. He could have been from Buenos Aires or Cordoba. I wanted to put it Leo and it came out that “silly” anachronism that also denounces a certain naivete in anger.

Let’s get into Central-Newell crack, hotter than ever. This was not the time for the leper to remember the scoundrel. I wish I had the lowest heart rate in the vortex of neurons that would have allowed me to remember the famous lecture by Fontanarrosa at the Congress of Language when he gave his master class on profanity.

“There are words of the so-called swear words that are irreplaceable. Out loud, forcefully. Some also due to the physical consistency of the word. It is not the same to say that a person is dumb or stupid as to say that he is an asshole. Silly, it can also include a very aggressive neurological decline issue. And other than that, there’s one thing, this is what I’m looking for in physical build. The secret of the word asshole is already universalized… I don’t know if it’s in the Dictionary of Doubts, I’m going to look it up. But I go on, the secret, the strength is the letter T. Let’s analyze it, the teachers write it… It’s in the letter T… It’s not the same to say stupid as to say stupid”, said El Negro before asking “the amnesty for profanity”.

This is what Leo must have told Weghorst. “Bitch…go there…bitch”. There would be no problem. He is amnestied.