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“La Grande Finale” is my film project and it has everything a Hollywood production should have. From two superheroes like Messi and Mbappé, who are rude companionsand that for the twists and turns of fate they face The Grand Finale… and only one can win.

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It reminds me of “Gladiator”, “Star Wars” and, as Alberto would say, “Deep Throat”. If I could, I would put a young Harrison Ford playing Messi and Denzel Washington playing Mbappé. To make matters worse, in this film, the real villain (that is, the owner of PSG) also owns half of Qatar, that role I reserve for Juan Minujin, who precisely gives the “physique du rol”.

And meanwhile, in this film, an obscure political story wants a government in Messi’s country to take advantage of the possible victory to praise itself and try to hide the 500,000 nonsense what he did, and to say that everything is phenomenal. Yes gentlemen. If they win this great game, the Casa Rosada is ready to receive, even if it is not the long-suffering Armani who had to watch the World Cup from the white line because Dibu was on the field, who deservedly earned his place.

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In this film, I would call Chirolita for the role of Fernández. I imagine Cristina played by a national actress. She would not be Evita, I would avoid her; but I like Tita Merello who has always had an ass face, like the lady. Playing a Larreta trying to take care of the obelisk, it occurs to me that John Malkovich would be perfectly fine with it, because I’ll never know if Malkovich is a good or bad actorwhy John Malkovich always plays John Malkovich, e the same happens with Larreta who always plays Larreta. Pulling off when playing Geniol.

Furthermore, the duel of mighty France against weak Argentina reminds us of the myth of David and Goliath. But as David said… “this needs to be explored!”.

FIFA seems to have not yet heard of the +6000 deaths that occurred during the build-up to the World Cup. I mean why didn’t he comment. Rather, he made one in which he recognized 3 dead. Let’s leave it there.

For the film, in the role of the president of FIFA, I would put Marlon Brando, in his brilliant Don Corleone, just to make him say: “It’s not personal. It’s just business.”

Another element of surprise is the Camel Virus which started with two French players, then infected five, e now it will be the elegant excuse if France loses. It seems extraordinary to me that a camel virus could end up defining a World Cup that cost 240,000 million dollars. More than a paradox it’s a joke… because this is really a joke. Not even that was spent in the Covid investigation! Of course, in the role of the Virus I would put Joe Pesci, who always plays the bad guy, and has a virus face.

On a human level, the Messi are all the rage. Every man wants to have the Lionel shirt. And finally, with a camera mounted on a drone, I would make a very slow approach from the Cabildo to the stage of the Casa Rosada, which would be illuminated, sumptuous, decorated… and above all ONLY, very ONLY, with all the people celebrating in the street and suck everyone’s egg what Fernández, Larreta, Cristina, Mauricio, Carrió, Stolbizer, Milei, D’Elía, Moyano, Grabois and all those who put salt in their coffee every morning. The balconies may be theirs, but the obelisk is ours and that’s where we’re going. Because there’s one thing ordinary citizens are clear about and it’s… LET’S FORCE GUYS WHAT WE CAN!!!

Source: Clarin

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