The 13 best Garfield quotes: do you identify with any of them?

Garfield is known as one of the most iconic cats in the cinematic universerecognized for his stocky, orange figure and a personality that exudes laziness, arrogance and sarcasm.

Jim Davis’ creation gave life to a comic in 1978, placing Garfield as the undisputed protagonist. The story revolves around his idleness, his excessive passion for lasagna and his marked contempt for Mondays. Completing the cast, the dog Odie and the owner Jon Arbuckle, known in the dubbing as Jon Bonachón, accompany the feline’s travels.

Garfield’s roots trace back to the kitchen of an Italian restaurant, where his insatiable love of lasagna catapulted him to fame. Faced with the difficult choice of the establishment’s owner, Garfield ended up being sold to a pet shop and later adopted by Jon Arbuckle.

Through various productions, films and series based on this feline, the essence of Garfield has remained unchanged. His iconic phrases and his sense of humor have always been a constant in the experience of the charismatic cat’s followers.

The 13 best Garfield quotes

1. “Love me, feed me, never leave me.”
2. “Oh no! I overslept! I’m late! For my nap.”
3. “Eat every meal like it’s your last.”
4. “I’m not overweight. I’m short.”
5. “If you want to look thinner, hang out with people who are fatter than you.”
6. “I’m hungry. So I am.”
7. “You know it’s Monday when you wake up, and it’s Tuesday.”
8. “Another day ruined.”
9. “The most active thing in me is my imagination.”
10. “I have so much time and so little to do.”
11. “With all due respect to Will Rogers, I’ve never met a lasagna I didn’t like”
12. “I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!”
13. “When the lasagna content in my blood decreases, I get sick.”

Funny Garfield quotes

• “If this guy is a lawman, then I’m a teenage mutant ninja turtle.”
• “The good times are ahead! Or behind. Because they’re certainly not here.”
• “In the history of humanity, no two people have ever managed to agree on the ingredients of pizza.”
• “Good morning. Sometimes on the show we like to show you something a little educational. No, no! Don’t change the channel! It’s not that educational!”
• “Show me a good mouse and I’ll show you a cat with bad breath.”
• “When I want to come in, I want to come in now!”
• “The six most beautiful words in the English language! ‘Feast’, ‘Lasagna’ and ‘All-you-can-eat’!”
• “You are repugnant, horrible, annoying, disgusting, annoying, repugnant, disgusting, vile, repulsive, in that order.”