During his meeting with President Joe Biden at the Summit of the Americas, he was the captain with a glue in his hand, reclining in an open-legged chair, almost asleep, staring into space, as if talking in the barracks canteen. very portrait of the collapse of the country under his government.
“It was much better than I expected,” said Bolsonaro, smiling, looking relieved, on his way back to the hotel after the meeting.
It is not known what he expects, but it is not known what concrete results this first meeting between the two presidents, who have not kissed until now, brought Brazil. Leaving the bilateral meeting from zero to zero would already be a win. More important to him than anything else was the photograph to be used in his re-election campaign.
If the voyage ended there, Brazil could also breathe a sigh of relief, but the captain decided to make the 3,500-mile jump from Los Angeles, California to Orlando, Florida, under the pretext of opening a sub-headquarters. Brazilian Consulate in Miami.
We’ll never know how much it would cost to tour Mickey’s lands, but it will definitely be the most expensive presidential tour in history. As our captain is left alone with the role of the dazzling Goofy, who rides a motorcycle to nowhere in Walt Disney’s magical world, 33 million people go hungry every day in his country and 5% of the poorest survive on R$1.30 per day. , but that’s not his problem.
If asked, he says, “So what? I’m not a cook…”
Yes, the Brazilian president has decided to unveil his first international motorcycle in Orlando, the traditional stronghold of Brazilian immigrants, where he garnered thousands of votes in the 2018 election. Bolsonaro, as we know, wouldn’t waste a chance to embarrass Brazil even more.
You can imagine the Brazilian and American security battalion that will be mobilized to ensure the President’s safety on this motorcycle, and the locals’ amazement at the unusual scene. Who will be behind this time?
Coincidentally or not, the 1st Brazilian Conservative Congress in Florida will also be organized this weekend by the Yes Brasil USA group in the same city.
Great personalities of Bolsonarism are expected to attend this meeting, such as lawmaker Daniel Silveira, who was convicted by the STF and pardoned by Bolsonaro, and Allan dos Santos, the representative of the official fake news factory, journalist who escaped Brazilian justice.
They even announced the presence of former MP Roberto Jefferson, but due to force majeure he will not be able to attend: Comendador Levy Gasparian in Rio de Janeiro is still under house arrest.
Life goes on.
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source: Noticias
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