I’m Chicho Garufa, I’m covering Qatar 2022. I’m dedicated to covering events only really important. Now the world. First a fashion show in the Vatican; and first I reported to my old lady.
Many foreign teams have already arrived, others are arriving and others will never arrive because They keep complaining to FIFA, the case of Chile.
Now they no longer demand that they give them the points and the pass to access the World Cup, but are satisfied with a 15% discount on popcorn and soft drinks.
Good luck, Chilean friends!
Here the popcorn is salty, American-style, and so are the sand, camels, and even the meringues with cream are salty.
Many go crazy from thirst, heat, desert and retail prices.
Popcorn is priced on a chalkboard; rises and falls linked to the price of oil.
There is no Choripán due to Muslim customs of not eating anything with pork or in the shape of a penis, in that order.
Here we make a lot of use of disposable materials; tourists, for example, are disposable. I couldn’t take a nap in a cafe. They pointed out to me that it was not the local custom to put chairs together and lie down on them, nor under them…
As far as betting is concerned, the Argentine team is one of the favourites, although specialists fear that Argentine players will stake their target and ask for special subsidies for millionaires.
Lo Celso’s defeat was a disappointment for everyone, especially for the boys from La Camporà That they intended to fill that seat with someone of their dress.
It seems to me that their idea is to fill all empty seats and empty all full seats.
When they learned that the post would be filled by a footballer instead of a militant, they went crazy. Now they suspect that Scaloni is far-right and guilty of the attack on Cristina.
Or maybe they are building a culprit in case we don’t win the World Cup.
If we get to the final, Alberto wants to be there anyway, the delegation wouldn’t even be 70 people.
The fear is that Alberto will start touch and kiss all the sheikhs.
The contingency plan would be to declare temporary insanity due to the effects of the heat. A discovery.
At the time of the anthem there is a great controversy. It is feared that Argentinian fans will sing the introduction with the already classic “oh-oh-oh OhOhOhOhOh oh-oh”, but the feminist collective wants it to be “eh-eh-eh eh-eh-eh-eh-eh eh-eh”this is in an inclusive language.
I see difficult to digest for the Cambaceres bar.
I’m Chicho Garufa Let’s go Argentina!
Source: Clarin
